[fic] Saiyuki, "Ink Blots"
Ink blots
Saiyuki
Worksafe, no spoilers.
...A little Urasai-style ficlet?



"Chicken! Tuna! Roast Beef!"

The scientist looked at the inkblot, then back. "How do you see these there?"

"Eh? I was just thinking aloud."

***

"An ink blot," Sanzo said. "Another ink blot. A third ink blot."

"Ah -- Priest Sanzo --"

"This is stupid."

***

"Chu Hua. Ahhh, she was a lovely girl, hair down to her ass, you know, legs like this and god, her tits--"

"Next ink blot, please."

"...Her tits were like these over-ripe apples..."

***

"Blood spatter. Another blood spatter. A decapitated body. Ah, this one's a bunny! ♥"

***

Nii looked at the reports, and laughed softly. "Useless," he muttered, and tossed them into the trashbin.

Huang gaped at him in horror. "Dr. Nii! How could you! Do you have any idea how long it took us to gather that data on the Sanzo group?!"

He smiled at her, a broad sly expression, and held up an ink blot. "Nah, Dr. Huang. What do you see?"

"Dr. Nii!!"

"Oh, I'm touched."