Harukami ([info]harukami) wrote,
@ 2005-04-17 05:54:00
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Entry tags:tactics

[fic] Tactics, (untitled drabbles)
From conversation with [info]vagabondsal.

Do not read unless you hate yourself. <3

(Untitled, so far)
Tactics
Sugino/Moo-chan.
Not safe for work. :D No spoilers as long as you know who Sugino and Moo-chan are; I've only seen to ep 12 or so.



Drabble one, in which I threatened to do this and Vagabond said that he could believe I would:


Kantarou hadn't been expecting to come across Sugino lurking in the bushes in the woods. He blinked, then smiled at the mountain god, waving Haruka down from his immediate defensive stance. "Ah! Sugino-sama, what're you doing here?"

Sugino jumped, flushing hard, and scowled fiercely at Kantarou. "Eeek! Kantarou! You bastard! Warn someone before you sneak up on someone!"

Embarrassed, Kantarou rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry --" And then he noticed something. "I, um, what's that moving under your robes?"

Defensively, Sugino lifted his chin. "Moo-chan and I are, ah, playing a game."

Snorting derisively, Haruka asked, "Would that game be 'hide the sausage', perhaps?"

Kantarou gave him a look of absolute horror. "Haruka!" He turned to Sugino, flushing. "Sugino-sama, please forgive him--"

But Sugino was staring at Haruka in awe, his cheeks flushed and a smile on his face. "WOW! How'd you guess, Oni-eater?!"

From his robes came a muffled and agreeable, "Moo-moo!"



***


Drabble two, in which he announced he hated me, and I told him it could be worse, I could have written it explicit:


Sugino gasped, his breath quickening as he slid long fingers to cradle his love's head. "Moo-chan," he murmured. "You're always so generous..."

His penis was distending the back of Moo-chan's head. "Muh-muh," she burbbled happily, muffled by his cock.

Like they were one at heart, they reached orgasm at the same time, a beautiful sign of their true love.


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[info]anruik
2005-04-17 10:06 am UTC (link)
dfdslfkhoghflbroiub

*dying*

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:33 pm UTC (link)
<3 Why, thank you!

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[info]hitode
2005-04-17 10:20 am UTC (link)
Congratulations. You have made my brain explode.

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:33 pm UTC (link)
WOOT! 1P SCORE! <3

Thankye. <3

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[info]homasse
2005-04-17 10:35 am UTC (link)
I...I...*brain explodey*

*crying*

*crying lots and lots*

Brain bleeeeeach.....

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:34 pm UTC (link)
OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S BLEACH. ^_~

<3

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[info]homasse
2005-04-17 09:29 pm UTC (link)
...I think I have to kill you now. Where's my spork?

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[info]d_copper
2005-04-17 10:39 am UTC (link)
That is just a whole new way of looking at Moo-chan's abilities.

*dies*

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[info]homasse
2005-04-17 10:40 am UTC (link)
And her ability to suck really does come out in some of the later episodes...

*cries more*

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[info]d_copper
2005-04-18 11:52 am UTC (link)
I know, I mean I wonder about the type of injury Sugino must sustain if Moo-chan just gets a teensy weensy bit too enthusiastic. She is like a black hole.

*joins in the crying*

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[info]homasse
2005-04-18 11:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, the wrongness spreads and spreads.

'Cause now I'm getting *mental images*.

*weeps and weeps and weeps*

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Ufufufu. <3 Thankye.

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[info]lesstraveled
2005-04-17 11:46 am UTC (link)
I was just discussing how this should never, ever happen in a comment thread on my own LJ! *amused horrified by substantial proof*

Snorting derisively, Haruka asked, "Would that game be 'hide the sausage', perhaps?"
*dying*

Though this fandom haunts me with the fact that Kantarou's sexual experiences before Haruka, anyway are probably all from invisible youkai. Grghgrhk.

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:34 pm UTC (link)
[reads thread] ...Oh, ouch. XD;

Glad you were amused, though. ^^;

(Heee. Wait, this is a bad thing? XD XD)

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[info]lesstraveled
2005-04-17 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Luckily there was the Kantarou/Haruka/Youko bit to distract me from thinking thoughts that included words like "marriage night" and "consummation" and ... I love this show so much; it even manages to outcrack me&my bag of AUs.

(Only if we're talking about that flame youkai in the first episode! OW. >D)

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[info]cythraul
2005-04-17 11:52 am UTC (link)
A little piece of me died reading this. ;_;

(Of LAUGHTER! :D)

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:35 pm UTC (link)
MWA HA HA HA HA. <3 SOON I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

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[info]cythraul
2005-04-17 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! HE TOLD ME ENOUGH! HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM!

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[info]rennuian
2005-04-17 12:18 pm UTC (link)
O_O

oh wow...... XD XD XD

Moo-chan rocks ~

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:35 pm UTC (link)
...BEST RESPONSE AWARD. XD <3

Thankye. XD

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[info]biggersandwich
2005-04-17 12:19 pm UTC (link)
So disturbing! Augh! ...but very funny at the same time...

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. <3 Really what I was aiming for, so. :)

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[info]yhibiki
2005-04-17 01:10 pm UTC (link)
NO! Not Moo-chan! ;_; You've corrupted her with your vile thoughts!!!!


(*muffles her giggles*)

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:36 pm UTC (link)
OMG I AM SORRY FOR TAKING MOO-CHAN'S VIRTUAL VIRGINITY WAAAAH SUGINO-SAMA DON'T HURT ME -- or something. XD XD

<3 Thankye!

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[info]issen4
2005-04-17 03:13 pm UTC (link)
*struggles to resist a fit of giggles*

That was so very terrible, and so very good!

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:36 pm UTC (link)
[giggles] Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the pain. <3

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[info]tekalynn
2005-04-17 04:04 pm UTC (link)
*SNERK!*

I know love is a beautiful thing, but Sugino-sama and Moo-chan scare the hell out of me.

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:37 pm UTC (link)
[giggles] Thanks!

At first I was horrified, but they grew on me. XD Sugino is such a dorky-in-love husband! And, really, once you get to cross-monster-species dating (which does happen SO SO MUCH in myth) eventually you'll get to a husband-wife team just like that. XD I laugh.

And then I stop and try to imagine their wedding. XD

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[info]tekalynn
2005-04-17 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Moo-chan: *eats sake cup*

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[info]thehoyden
2005-04-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
*stares*

...You know, when we were discussing our love for Sugino/Moo-chan the other night, I had sort of completely forgot about your propensity for writing crack. I'm amused - vaguely horrified, but amused.^^

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[info]harukami
2005-04-17 07:38 pm UTC (link)
...:D You FORGOT? Oh, oh, Hoydear.

Speaking of crack and of Sugino/Moo-chan, do you have any links to info I could find out about traditional Japanese weddings about? I SWEAR I WON'T USE THIS KNOWLEDGE FOR much EVIL!

<333 Thank ye, btw. <3

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[info]thehoyden
2005-04-17 07:58 pm UTC (link)
I'M NOT HELPING YOU IN YOUR QUEST TO DESTROY MY BRAIN YOU EVIL ....

http://www.japaneselifestyle.com.au/culture/marriage_modern.html
http://gojapan.about.com/cs/traditionculture/a/japanesewedding.htm

....I do this to myself. Now you're going to write wedding night! Sugino/Moo-chan and I'll just DIIIIIE.

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[info]homasse
2005-04-17 09:34 pm UTC (link)
...I am very, very afraid.

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[info]maramala
2005-04-17 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Stop encouraging Haru!
I can't wait to see it.
*dies*

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[info]zanzou_chan
2005-04-17 09:51 pm UTC (link)
*dies* I hate you.

...isitbadthatI'vewantedtoseeficinwhichMuu-chanhasanalternate,personlikeform?>_>Hateyousomuch!

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[info]harukami
2005-05-30 03:34 am UTC (link)
(STILL catching up!)

Heeee. :D I don't know, I think part of the appeal of them as a couple is the WTF value of Moo-chan being, like, tiny, green, and only saying "Muu!"

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Argh.
[info]maramala
2005-04-17 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I'll never be able to see Muu the same way again. XP

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Re: Argh.
[info]harukami
2005-05-30 03:34 am UTC (link)
(STILL catching up!)

MWA HA HA HA. You've fallen into my trap!

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[info]vagabondsal
2005-04-18 02:55 am UTC (link)
...ah hah hah, this is why we should not be allowed to talk to one another at quarter till 6 in the morning. XD;;;

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[info]harukami
2005-05-30 03:35 am UTC (link)
(STILL catching up!)

Let me edit that phrase:

...ah hah hah, this is exactly why we should not be allowed to talk to one another at quarter till 6 in the morning.

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[info]ericulf
2005-04-18 04:12 am UTC (link)
I hate myself enough to share but..

*died died died died*

How does Moo-chan orgaz?

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[info]harukami
2005-04-18 04:22 am UTC (link)
[giggles] Glad you liked! I imagine it would be something like this:



Moochan's head rolled back on her thin neck, her mouth opening just a touch, a rectangle in her face. A few delicate drops of green sweat sparkled in the air.

"Mooooooooooo," she moaned, husky, little legs kicking. She shivered through the aftershocks, blinked twice, and then sighed, contented. "Moo." Eyes closing, she snuggled up to Sugino's leg.

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[info]karabana
2005-04-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
............

*dies a horrible death*

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[info]harukami
2005-04-18 05:16 am UTC (link)
[prayers for the dead]

<3

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[info]ericulf
2005-04-18 05:11 am UTC (link)
XD!

( No female ejaculate? )

I am definitely going to sleep soundly with that image in mind *hee*!

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[info]harukami
2005-04-18 05:16 am UTC (link)
As far as I can tell, Moo-chan has no holes, not even a cloacal slit, other than her mouth. So I... imagine any sort of orgasm would be mostly internal and not produce much, if any, juices.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO THINK THAT ONE THROUGH IN DETAIL ARRGH. XD XD

<3

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[info]tekalynn
2005-04-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Moo-chan IS Deep Throat!

*hides*

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[info]tekalynn
2005-04-18 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Awwwwwww!

Their love is so...youkaish.

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